Interesting to note that these ones are actually sponsor correct, even while smothered in cupcakes. The top picture is what Martin Gilbert, the guy who won crit nationals, looks like when he is very hydrated and has been attacked by other cupcake-bearing mammals.
Other highlights include winning a $500 prime, minor broken bike parts in a major crash, dry ice fountains, and seductive members of the Elk Grove Village community.
but Taitt seems to be the one that I am photographed with the most.
I have Hot Sato on the phone right now (I am in bed eating LIFE cereal and I have a small cold). She wants everyone to know that she is doing just fine. She is flattered that a ton of people have been asking about her little old broken leg (oh god is she just trying to steal attention from me?). After two months of super secret training she says she is ready to make a come-back at the Tour of Elk Grove in Illinois (me, Hannah, Court, and Shazborn will be there too). She won a race last weekend and I think she just about the fittest and freshest racer around right now, and she says watch out to all the men’s category 3’s she is racing this weekend.