I feel like I could conquer the world.  So I’m back to get my roller skate pictures up and running here, even after a 3 hour ride today.  The magic of caffeine!

Speaking of Scorpios, this weekend is Ann’s birthday party.  I think she is turning 30 or something.  Ann is a frequent character on Garrett’s blog and she is a super switched on lady, the ring leader of the Umbrella Girls group of hotties. 

Roman ready to light it up on the roller rink.

My bro’s best friend Christophe

Of course I have to wear a tiara on my birthday.

A bunch of us and my dad muggin after skating

Coming in hot!

This is called “rexing” . . . it’s like the cool thing to do at the roller rink

Me and my parents.  I’m not a giant, but they don’t have any skates on

Laurel Green is possibly the worlds best skater-cyclists.  She can kick my ass on skates any day!

Matt and Holly.  Does he have on my tiara?

Hey Missing Saddle! I’m new here, today is my first day on this blog! Things are going well, thank you Curtis for getting me all set up. Hopefully I can provide you with tons of entertainment, drama, and maybe even insight gossip.

Some of you might have followed me from my old blog at www.martinayellowbug.blogspot.com while others of you might be new. Here’s the low down: I make spelling and grammatical errors, I will write whatever junk is in my brain, and last week was my 26th birthday party at the roller rink. So after a phone call from an anonymous reader demanding that I post my pictures, here they are:

LIES LIES LIES. I have no f#@$%$^&$@ing clue how to use this Wordpress stuff. The pictures will have to wait until I get much smarter.

The good news is that I will call Curtis soon and figure this stuff out. Fashion tip #1 - hounds tooth is going big this year.

If you come skate with me on my birthday, I promise that maybe one of my teammates will jump out of the birthday cake in a skinsuit. And my mom will feed you unlimited chocolate cupcakes with purple frosting. So please come.

Guess what! I am having my birthday party at the San Ramon Golden Skate again this year. I wasn’t going to, but alot of people mentioned they liked it so we are doing it again.

But there are some changes coming. First of all, I just got in a fight with the women who books the party rooms. So we won’t be having a party room, but we will be having tons of cupcakes and pizza and we will just have to monopolize the communal tables! The good news is that my birthday also happens to fall on All-You-Can-Eat-Pizza night for the price of regular skate night! Saturday night some sugar mama booked the entire rink, so the party is on Sunday night from 6:30-9:00 November 4th, which is actually my birthday. Don’t worry, I will have the official invitation out soon! Last year we had tons of fun, so I really hope people can make it to the party!