How to Attract Girls on a Tropical Island
What's Up March 19th, 2008It’s as easy as one two three.
Step 1: Drop chocolate bars behind you when you walk on island trails.
King size works best.
Step 2: Always bring puppies with you when walking on the beach at sunset.
Duh.
Step 3: If all else fails, wear a t-shirt that says “How to Attract Girls on a Tropical Island” and smile real cute. Then you will have the entire ValueAct team falling off their bikes to take pictures of you, even if you are only in second grade.
Of course. It’s not rocket science people, but it might be part of Fig Newtonian Physics.
They thought that we were in our pajamas too, but it’s actually just the new team kit.
March 19th, 2008 at 11:23 am
That is so cool and cute!
March 19th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Fig Newtonian Physics rule!!! And you’ve inspired me to race in my pajamas from now on!!
March 19th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
sweet, I will also race in my pj’s too . . . only time trials.
March 20th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Wait…was there a girl with a shirt for directions on attracting BOYS on tropical islands?!!! Do tell…!
I bet those kids have still got visions of VAC in their jammies dancing in their heads…fun!