Like I said before, Roman is off at the Cow Palace taking the Cali bar exam. Its a three day 8-5 test. He has been reporting to the YBT’s via phone during his lunch break so that we can all stay up-to-date with the excitement of this event. If any of you readers are telepathic, please send him answers to the test via your special powers.

RK: Its really weird, when we get our lunch breaks alot of the people go to Mcdonalds and then go eat lunch in their cars. I’m on my way to McDonalds right now to get a cup of coffe.

MP: You are going to McD’s to get a cup of coffee?

RK: Yeah, this is the waste land of san francisco. Big time. There is nothing here, just McDonalds, the cow palace, Taco Bell, and KFC.

MP: Does is smell like manuer in the cow palace?

RK: No. It doesn’t smell like anything. It smells like a normal building. Maybe it used to be a special holding ben for something, but it definitely doesn’t smell like cows now as far as I can tell.

MP: Are the future-lawyers doing anything special?

RK: There is this one guy who was sitting next to me and the proctor gave him the wrong test. The proctor went back and asked to exchange the test, but the future-lawyer refused and threw a quite a fit during the exam. He must be a conspiracy theorists.

MP: Interesting observations and its probably a good thing that guy went to law school. I am now imagining a very large and decrepit livestock facility filled with strangely behaved and sweating law students who haven’t slept in three days. Because its called “cow palace”, I imagine that probably there is a large and sparkling chandelier in the center of all the stalls. This is reminiscent of a trip to the zoo.