People Magazine, let me interrupt for one minute.  What were you thinking?!  Matt Damon as Sexiest Man Alive for 2007?  This is junk!

Alright, I’ll admit that Goodwill Hunting was a reasonable moving.  Nothing more.  But that came out in like 1997, now we are in 2007.  Has anyone at this shotty magazine even seen Gray’s Anatomy?  I think not, because if they had then they undoubtably would have identified Patrick Dempsey as a much stronger candidate for this important title.  He’s my number one pick (Roman is not eligible for this article cuz I don’t want no hoochie mama’s perving on my boyfriend). 

Since People could only provide this one photo of Patrick, I took the liberty to post some pictures I already had saved dig up some other photos for you. 

Wow, this is the picture that needs to on the cover of People.  Who should I talk to about replacing their editor.  Maybe I should apply.

This is Dave Annable from Brother’s and Sisters.  Yeah, he’s ok but his dog is what really got his picture here. 

People Magazine, I just don’t get it.