Bike racing is great and I plan to stick with it for along time, but I have got new plans for my next adventure: Spaghetti Western films production. 

It’s the perfect mix of art, action, world travel, imagination, and low-budget operations.  It’s kind of like bike racing (especially when you take into account kit design and you accept Altoona Pennsylvania as “world travel”).  If all goes well, I think I can employ most of my family members and alot of retired bike racers in the cast and crew. 

That’s HOT

To keep costs down and avoid animal cruelty, my cast will ride bicycles instead of horses.  Flat tubes will be painted to look like rattle snakes, which I don’t believe they actually have in Italy.  Finally, women (ok teammies this is where I need your cooperation) will be given important roles as wild heroine cowgirls instead of the usual saloon entertainment. 

I think this could work out.