Hey Missing Saddle! I’m new here, today is my first day on this blog! Things are going well, thank you Curtis for getting me all set up. Hopefully I can provide you with tons of entertainment, drama, and maybe even insight gossip.

Some of you might have followed me from my old blog at www.martinayellowbug.blogspot.com while others of you might be new. Here’s the low down: I make spelling and grammatical errors, I will write whatever junk is in my brain, and last week was my 26th birthday party at the roller rink. So after a phone call from an anonymous reader demanding that I post my pictures, here they are:

LIES LIES LIES. I have no f#@$%$^&$@ing clue how to use this Wordpress stuff. The pictures will have to wait until I get much smarter.

The good news is that I will call Curtis soon and figure this stuff out. Fashion tip #1 – hounds tooth is going big this year.